A request from “the dog”

To show support and unconditional love for me, my secret admirer AKA “the dog”¬†submitted the web request form as below.

I feel so lucky to have a dog that can talk, type, use the internet and most importantly can make me laugh!


First Name: Su
Last Name: Zhu
Country: US
Email: ***@gmail.com
Project Title: How to avoid physical and emotional damage from your cat
Project Deadline: 06/31/17
Description (Detail what needs to be done by AY Analytics):: Wang. I’m a dog. I own a cat. Cat is tasty but very dangerous.
I want to…SQUIRREL! (runs away)

Ok I’m back. Sorry. Anyways like I was saying, I want you to build me a time machine where I can correct my dog mistakes and not suffer cat scratches.

Also I don’t know math because I’m a dog so you’ll have to explain it to me.

I can pay in bones and face licks.



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